Shades Gifts

Dog Sun Shade.

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.

'They look more up to date than the ones in your tool-box.'

Sunbathers.

'Okay, lifestyles of the rich and famouse, start that motor and get us into some shade.'

Bug Spray/Sun Screen

'How's the water, dear?'

'I've got it made in the shade. What worries me is sunshine.'

Elusive Shadow.

A gardener potting up sun loving and shade loving seedlings.

Sun Screen Denial - I Don't burn...

"If you wear these caps backwards, they keep the sun out of your eyes."

'Hey, Birdbrain, does the word ozone mean anything to you?'

The discovery of a 51st shade of grey was met with mixed reviews.

These colour charts are ridiculous... coal' black, 'midnight' black, 'licquorice black'.' - 'There's too much choice! All I want is plain old boring bl-' - 'Ooooooh... 'panther' black.' -

"What's the difference between the butterscotch champagne mist and the tawny sunset beige? Probably something buried deep in your psyche."

The Sun Bather

Tree's Tree Nursery. I'm off work. Let's catch some rays! You already have a great tan from your job! You don't need to go sunbathing. Oh, yes I do!

"That's closer to the shade of taupe I want, but it's still not quite right!"

"Didn't we come here for the sun?"

"I love summer."

Crab using a cocktail umbrella as a parasol on the beach.

Tired Farmer resting under shade tree.

"Well, don't just stand there looking precancerous."

"Come on, what would be the point of being a pilot fish if I couldn't wear cool pilot sunglasses?"

Summer

50 Shades of Brown: Tanning Salon

"What you've been coughing up - is it more of a 'Misty Green' or an 'Heirloom Sage'?"

'What's the difference between Cream Amber Sunset and Pale Golden Butterscotch? Umm...the name?'

Sunbloc 1000

'See, honey? My teeth aren't yellow, they're 'Eloquent Ivory.''

'Joe doesn't like the sun... he prefers the shade!'

Sado-masochists reading in bed.

'I stay out of the sun and use a fan: That way, I don't need to roll in the mud to keep cool...'

"We must move Pipps to a windowless cubicle. As a succulent, he does poorly in direct sunlight."