Shabby Chic Fan Pillows

"Ikea for hippies" 1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

Mr Metrosexual.

Draw!

'When she walks in she lights up the room...' 'It's living next to the nuclear plant.'

Beware of the Cat.

The Dandy

'I'm just curious, which one of you was dropped off by their boyfriend on a really fast motorcycle?'

"Oh, stop whining. We ALL need a haircut."

'Now I know why they called this airco model 'Marilyn Monroe'.'

Carole Lombard

'It's called a 'hat' -- you tip it to women instead of hitting them over the head with a club.'

'That was nice of them to order us a new scratching post!'

Sharon's more of a do-it-yourselfer.

'Dang it! The gals out here leave little to a feller's imagination.'

Victorian Secret

Masked Ball

"I can't right now. My spurs are stuck together."

"They listen to weird music, dress funny and you don't dare go into the bathroom after they've been in there!"

How to dress for a Skype meeting when you work from home

"And thanks again, Greg. It was divine."

"What's Your Problem, Man?"

Less successful 1990s T-shirt designs.

Purple dress

'He's a little old fashion, but it's his love for red meat that bothers me.'

"The lime-green vest is a little much, and the shoes - good Lord, those are women's shoes!"

'No one moves me quite the way you move me Kevin.'

Two victorian women sitting on a bobbin

Railway porter and passenger.

I found the most amazing Youtube show. It's about an angel who helps people. Oh yeah? Yeah. And he drives around with some burly guy with a big beard. They wear '80s clothes and don't have any special effects. It's a perfect period show. Wait … are you talking about "Highway to Heaven"? That's not a period show, that was made in the '80s. Even you have to know that. Thanks for ruining it for me.

1960s.

Man in top hat and tails waiting to cross road, traffic lights read 'Don't Dance'.