Shabby Chic Fan Pillows

"Ikea for hippies" 1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

Mr Metrosexual.

Draw!

Beware of the Cat.

The Dandy

'When she walks in she lights up the room...' 'It's living next to the nuclear plant.'

'I'm just curious, which one of you was dropped off by their boyfriend on a really fast motorcycle?'

"Oh, stop whining. We ALL need a haircut."

'It's called a 'hat' -- you tip it to women instead of hitting them over the head with a club.'

'Dang it! The gals out here leave little to a feller's imagination.'

Victorian Secret

Masked Ball

"I can't right now. My spurs are stuck together."

"They listen to weird music, dress funny and you don't dare go into the bathroom after they've been in there!"

How to dress for a Skype meeting when you work from home

"And thanks again, Greg. It was divine."

Purple dress

Less successful 1990s T-shirt designs.

'He's a little old fashion, but it's his love for red meat that bothers me.'

"What's Your Problem, Man?"

"The lime-green vest is a little much, and the shoes - good Lord, those are women's shoes!"

'No one moves me quite the way you move me Kevin.'

Two victorian women sitting on a bobbin

1960s.

Railway porter and passenger.

Oh! The Merry Merry Month of May!

Man in top hat and tails waiting to cross road, traffic lights read 'Don't Dance'.