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How to dress for a Skype meeting when you work from home

'Before you come with me, tell me...does this robe look a little rumpled to you? I don't think the dry cleaners got the creases out, do you?'

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

Mr Metrosexual.

"I'm afraid it's two, three months, tops, before you're all pants."

'Good to know my whole social life hasn't been a complete waste.'

'I never said it was the comfy wear...I said it was the comfy look!'

Choosing What To Wear.

'He wears a necktie like he means it.'

"I like what you've done with your apartment and your clothes."

'Now that's what I call a beautiful fit.'

So it's a short back and sides, but leave the horns!

'...but since no fossils of dinosaur clothing have yet been found, what you see here is mostly speculation.'

"I didn't realise it was a formal do."

'You'll grow into it!'

Shoe Whore

"Ah, sweatpants."

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Too Much?

Kangaroo wearing a hoodie with a pouch.

Shopping Torture

After deliberating on the topic for weeks, I've decided to grow out my toenails. Why? My mane of hair is lustrous and thick. My musk is overpowering. My muscles, toned. Primal. Sinewy. My chest hair is coifed and glistening. But I can't rest on my laurels. The only way to maximize my animal magnetism at this point is to grow talons. I'm a victim of my success. And here I was worried about world peace.

Wearing all black

The trouble was she never knew where to draw the line

'My barbie's got a hot date she needs some slag-rags.'

'The sequel to The Emperor Wore No Clothes.'

PJ Party

'Does it come with American citizenship?'

"You have it backwards. When you're having an online meeting, you're supposed to look good from the waist up."

Show Mom You Love Her!

Giant sale - 'Sorry Luv - that's the last one.'

'Before you say anything, I've saved more than you earn in a month!'

"So you've seen my double-lingerie invention? Does it get approval of the patent office?"

Big Hats Through History