Sexual Orientation Awareness Mugs

"Oh,son, it was very brave of you to come out to us. But we always sorta knew that you are gray."

"I know it’s a challenge, but it needs your input!" "...Your breadth of knowledge of different interest groups, religions...cultures!" "Right, so the staff Christmas meal will be a traditional lacto-vegan one at a Thai restaurant sometime in March?" "Do you think the Pagans will be OK with that?"

"You know, statistically speaking, at least one of these gingerbread men is gay."

"That was some climax, Hon."

"Welcome to the United States."

"Teri tells me you're ostensibly straight.."

Intelligent Sexual Design

Vasectomy Clinic: Convert to Unleaded Here

Suicide Is a Rude Way to Interfere With Society Murdering You

"Hey, buddy. I seeka da mayo."

Lack History Month

'I look huge in this picture! Do you think you could cut and paste a glass or something into my hand, so it looks like I've just eaten?'

Adult Books and Movies: "Friction, or Non-Friction?"

'Forget it, they're gay.'

"Actually, the neighborhood today is much less restricted than it used to be."

"Of course we're diverse! Shawn here is a vegetarian!"

'Been away?'

Gay Rights Society Out, Proud

"...good night lube, good night lair, good night noises everywhere."

Tele Condom

"This is my first date with a tri-sexual."

"Britney, I'm sorry to disappoint you...I know you expected my family to live up to your preconceived notions...but we're pretty normal."

WC.

Modern Dating Hazards

'There goes the neighborhood.'

"Nice to meet you. And may I just say, I don't feel uncomfortable at all."

Promote the use of condoms.

"You're wasting your time. I'm asexual."

' 'Fairy Tales' by Hans Multifaith Andersen.'

"And you must be the domestic partner we refused to extend spousal benefits to."

Gay Pride: In/Outed workboxes.

"Not at all, I just wanted to cover my face because I'm ashamed of all the bigoted and hateful people in this country."

"Really, Billy...anybody can shop at this Hispanic-friendly J Mart. It's no big deal."

"Normal? That's just a setting on a dryer."

"Excuse me, sir - which is better, Queens or the Bronx?"