Sexual Orientation Awareness T-Shirts

"Oh,son, it was very brave of you to come out to us. But we always sorta knew that you are gray."

"I know it’s a challenge, but it needs your input!" "...Your breadth of knowledge of different interest groups, religions...cultures!" "Right, so the staff Christmas meal will be a traditional lacto-vegan one at a Thai restaurant sometime in March?" "Do you think the Pagans will be OK with that?"

"You know, statistically speaking, at least one of these gingerbread men is gay."

"That was some climax, Hon."

"Welcome to the United States."

"Teri tells me you're ostensibly straight.."

Vasectomy Clinic: Convert to Unleaded Here

"Hey, buddy. I seeka da mayo."

Lack History Month

'Forget it, they're gay.'

"Actually, the neighborhood today is much less restricted than it used to be."

'I look huge in this picture! Do you think you could cut and paste a glass or something into my hand, so it looks like I've just eaten?'

Adult Books and Movies: "Friction, or Non-Friction?"

"Of course we're diverse! Shawn here is a vegetarian!"

WC.

Tele Condom

"This is my first date with a tri-sexual."

Gay Rights Society Out, Proud

"...good night lube, good night lair, good night noises everywhere."

'Been away?'

'There goes the neighborhood.'

"Nice to meet you. And may I just say, I don't feel uncomfortable at all."

Promote the use of condoms.

"And you must be the domestic partner we refused to extend spousal benefits to."

"You're wasting your time. I'm asexual."

Gay Pride: In/Outed workboxes.

' 'Fairy Tales' by Hans Multifaith Andersen.'

"Normal? That's just a setting on a dryer."

'This certainly wasn't what I was expecting when she said she was a gay divorcee.'

"Not at all, I just wanted to cover my face because I'm ashamed of all the bigoted and hateful people in this country."

"Excuse me, sir - which is better, Queens or the Bronx?"