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"So the SM is for swedish massage?"

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

"Are all Brits bisexual, or just the ones who publish their diaries?"

"Brian's fine. He`s got his own coping mechanism."

"Oh, please. Lord, no ... I'm only 50! No, please – anything but reading glasses!"

WHO checklist

I read an article about the health benefits of dark chocolate so I make sure all the donuts I eat are covered with dark chocolate.

'Looks like Shelia has overdone it with the cream scones this week!'

'If we respect each other, contraception makes sense!'

"Looks like your Yang is on the move again."

"Nobody listens to me complain quite like you do."

Unsmiley face at the psychiatrist...

Diet Books: Fiction/Non-Fiction

"If find people express themslves more freely in traffic jams."

Ed finally had to admit that his body was less of a temple and more of a worn-out parish church with a bouncy castle out front.

Sex Education

Doctor to overweight patient: 'I assure you, stomach stapling is quite routine these days.'

Well, I feel a lot better - he says there's a method to my madness.

Caption Contest TK

'Guess what! I got my act together! And this is it!'

"Adolescence can be a very trying time, Mr. Alcorn."

Bird to psychologist: 'I have some deep-seeded issues.'

'Nots so hot on my SATS, but I aced my STDS.'

'My therapist cured me of using humour as a defence, these days I pack a .45.'

"This sense of remorse... should I be concerned?"

"I can’t even find the motivation to quit my gym membership."

'I'm a billionaire, but I think like a millionaire.'

A man's health care options.

'The first step was admitting I didn't really have a problem.'

"I know it's tempting but please don't pigeonhole me."

"Something has to change....my life is turning into pure hell."

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