Sexual Education Teacher Prints

Department of Gender Studies

"Well, I had 'the talk' with him.

"It says here that humans are the only member of the animal kingdom who can have sex any time, any place."

'You know they've reached puberty when they're more interested in Dr. Ruth than Babe Ruth.'

'If we respect each other, contraception makes sense!'

'Of course he didn't believe the stork story. Try telling him we made him with a 3D printer.'

Sex Education

The sperm and the egg: romance in action

"We're going to start with the birds and the bees and then work our way up to the new reproductive technologies."

'What's oriole sex'

"This 'birds and bees' stuff,' Dad - Has it been fact-checked?"

"Dad, where did I come from? The stork?"

"Oh yes, the stags fight and prance around to impress us, but in the end, we decide who we mate with: we have the power!"

"It was time you learned."

'Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize 1 egg?'

"You are here."

'I believe the word you want is condom, not condemn ... unless you plan on having very unsafe sex.'

"The vampire can come... I'm prepared!"

"Well then, can I at least call you sometime?"

'I'm just waiting to see when I will be preoccupied with sex.'

Sex Education: "Here's one we prepared earlier..."

"All I know is this sounds like the kind of thing that could get a political appointee in trouble."

AIDS prevention

'I have a question...am I a bird or a bee?'

The Joy of Sioux

"I know all about the birds and bees, but what's all this about 'erectile dysfunction?'"

'What sexual position produces the ugliest kids?. . . Ask your mum.'

"Buddy, no! Remember what they taught us in sex ed!" "Don't care."

'It's probably a hormonal thing.'

WC.

'Aborting mission! Primary invasion force captured and enslaved!'

'We're studying child birth in sex education. On my birthday I think YOU should get the gifts.'

'Jeremy, you disgusting little pervert!'