Sexual Health Educator Prints

'Even at your age, Norman, getting an STD is nothing to be pleased about.'

Family Planning: Contraceptives Should Be Used On Every Conceivable Occasion!

Promote the use of condoms.

Morning After Dill

'If we respect each other, contraception makes sense!'

'Peter it appears you have an STD known as cottontail.'

AIDS prevention

"Well, I had 'the talk' with him.

"It says here that humans are the only member of the animal kingdom who can have sex any time, any place."

'You know they've reached puberty when they're more interested in Dr. Ruth than Babe Ruth.'

WHO checklist

Sex Education

The sperm and the egg: romance in action

"We're going to start with the birds and the bees and then work our way up to the new reproductive technologies."

'What's oriole sex'

"This 'birds and bees' stuff,' Dad - Has it been fact-checked?"

Couple in bed reading guide-books

Vasectomy Clinic: Convert to Unleaded Here

"Dad, where did I come from? The stork?"

"Oh yes, the stags fight and prance around to impress us, but in the end, we decide who we mate with: we have the power!"

"It was time you learned."

'Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize 1 egg?'

"You are here."

"All I know is this sounds like the kind of thing that could get a political appointee in trouble."

"The vampire can come... I'm prepared!"

"Well then, can I at least call you sometime?"

'I believe the word you want is condom, not condemn ... unless you plan on having very unsafe sex.'

Sex Education: "Here's one we prepared earlier..."

'I have a question...am I a bird or a bee?'

The Joy of Sioux

Adult Books and Movies: "Friction, or Non-Friction?"

"I know all about the birds and bees, but what's all this about 'erectile dysfunction?'"

'What sexual position produces the ugliest kids?. . . Ask your mum.'

"Buddy, no! Remember what they taught us in sex ed!" "Don't care."

'I'm just waiting to see when I will be preoccupied with sex.'