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Young Frank Lloyd Wright

Remote control pirate bully

Director/Action Man toy.

Packaging Russian Dolls

Santa Claus's Mail

'Smith, we need more creativity. You have to learn to think outside the box.'

When a toddler hands you their ringing toy phone, you answer it!

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

"You left this on our ship."

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

"That'll be five bucks."

Kar Boot Sale (child's toys).

Jr. cloning kit

The Rubber Ball Company

"Does knowing you're being watched on a baby monitor keep you out of mischief?"

"Just because I can deliver toys around the world in one night, doesn't mean I understand the tax code."

Future garbage truck driver.

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

Playdough's The Republic

'I don't see why I have to pick it up. I'm not responsible for the law of gravity.'

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

Teddy bear with a red balloon.

Rocking Horse

Susie knew she could rely on big Ted for comfort.

'At lone at last.'

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."

"....But then I find myself saying, what if there isn't more to life than this?"

"Dammit, Pooh - don't let the heffalumps win!"

Child driving a toy car