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The president's men

"If you don't want stitches, that's fine. Suture self."

First aid in mountains

'You know they've reached puberty when they're more interested in Dr. Ruth than Babe Ruth.'

"The election's over, Trump won, the illegals are being deported and I'm here for one of them there high-paying American jobs he promised."

Cook and her Maids

'This 'infrastructure' stuff you keep talking about -- does it have anything to do with vegetables?'

Womb service: A special room service for pregnant Women

'If you have to ask, you can't afford it.'

"I'm sure he'll pull through. He's always been a real fighter."

"I'm not spinning - I'm contextualizing."

"I prefer 'prostitute'. 'Media whore' implies that I'm not getting paid."

"Me, I think Master and Mistress are incompetent: why else would they need a butler, 3 maids, 2 cooks, 5 gardeners, a pool boy and 2 personal assistants?"

A fire extinguisher box with band aids in them has a sign above with reads, "In case you cut yourself breaking glass break this glass."

'Can't you give the dummy mouth to mouth without getting romantically involved Mrs Wilks?'

In the art gallery

Cook being told what to do by housemaid

"He's only been president a few months. Just give hima little time."

Saying Grace.

"What kind of politician would I be if I didn't politicize this crisis?"

"Honey! What's wrong. . . Mommy get you a band-aid!"

The Inn Keeper's Wife and Daughter taking care of the Don after being beaten and bruised.

"A conundrum, rather than an outright mess, I think, Mrs Ellis..."

Good stripper cop / Bad stripper cop

"Time to administer scout leader first aid protocol..."

"Look at the state of this place! Don't you ever use that thing to sweep up?!"

"What already?! You're the one who told me I needed professional help."

Mouse Sidewalk Cafe

First aid departments

A declaration - man tells a girl that she has stolen his heart.

'I hope you all appreciate the irony in this.'

"Welcome to the United States."

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