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"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

"I think I need an extra pillow."

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

"How's your insomnia?" "Bad, I can't even fall sleep during meetings."

"It's been moved that we adjourn for an afternoon nap. Is there a second?"

Wordplay: Hibernation.

"According to this article, snoring can result in justifiable homicide."

"Try thinking about something else."

"I remember when we first met you were an exhausted young doctor! Now you're an exhausted middle-aged doctor!"

Bob invents a device that electrically shocks anyone who calls between 11 p.m. and 7 a.m.

"Someone’s in the kitchen. Did you lock up my kibble?"

'You've got to cure my sleepwalking, Doc - I keep falling into the moat!'

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

'Please leave the light on, dear. I'm afraid there might be OSHA inspectors under the bed.' 'Managers at Night.'

"Sorry I'm late. I overslept." "Is that even a real word?"

"Damn! - I slept right through my afternoon nap today. . ."

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

"Maybe we should have just had a baby..."

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

'This one's good if you like to toss and turn all night.'

"You're hogging the covers again!"

"Well, if you're still awake when the time changes, you'll lose an hour of overthinking everything, too."

Noisy energy?

Sheep Ledger

A breakthrough in the morning meeting

"Now that we're into spring, we want to warn you that spring fever can be contagious..."

Mum and the Sleepless Baby

'Whaddya mean, 'Quit hogging the blanket'? There's a blanket in here?

"Time for bed, guys."

Broken Alarm Clock.

Why don't you ever like to spoon?

"I object!" "Overruled!"

'Okay. Time to get up. 1... 2... 3... Go!' - 'Actually, maybe I'll just rest my eyes for a few seconds.' - 'Zzzzz...'