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'You need a new bobbin.'

I quilt therefore I am

'My mom's the greatest surgeon this side of Mayo brothers.'

"You know the stories about putting a pair of socks into the washing machine and getting out just one of them...Jones, it seems that we found the hideaway of the second socks!"

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

'Told you to get your mower fixed.'

'Rats, I don't think we'll ever get this thing going: It's flooded again...'

The Small Business Advisor: 'The first bit of advice I'd give you for your garage start-up is to tell your dad'

"Didn't your last blouse fall apart in two days?"

"Tia Carmen, can you make a new dress for my doll?"

Sew on a sequin!

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

101 uses of a dead cat: pincushion

'He agreed that she might have a point.'

Pollsters

'Of course we can fix your sweater but we'll have to contact the sheep to match the wool!'

Zorro, The Embroiderer

"I'm sorry, Uncle Ed. I just couldn't save the poor ol' thing. You want to shoot it, or shall I?"

A woman repairs a broken heart.

'Maybe we could put our knitting down until the examination is over.'

"These aren't barnacles. Someone stuck their gum down here."

"I admire your devotion to duty."

"We can have your drone here fixed in a day or. . . if it sits still."

'Funny, it usually works OK after you've given it a hefty kick.'

"Have they decided not to have M-day."

'Odd as it may seem, it needs oil.'

Sewing A Christmas Dress.

Bias Tape

'It's just a precaution, there were lots of fiddley bits left over at the end of the operation.'

Master Plumber

A granny tortoise with a quilted shell.

'Gee,that's an unusual assortment! What kind of buttons are those? 'Belly...'

"It doesn't go 'baaroom' anymore. It only goes 'beep.'"