Sewing Circle Member Mugs

Pin Cushion to roll of cotton: 'Hi! I'm a pin cushion! I love my job!' Pin Cushion's reply: 'MASOCHIST!'

"I admire your devotion to duty."

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

I quilt therefore I am

'My mom's the greatest surgeon this side of Mayo brothers.'

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

"How soon will this be a remnant

'Nobody ever before had took much notice of Granny's homemade flour-sack bloomers.'

I love embroidery

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

Purple dress

Ladies reading a crochet pattern for amusement

"Didn't your last blouse fall apart in two days?"

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

Heloise's Helpful Hints for Homebound

"Tia Carmen, can you make a new dress for my doll?"

Beyond Dante

Blog Breakdown

Sew on a sequin!

"Not more sleeve alterations?!"

Cook being told what to do by housemaid

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

101 uses of a dead cat: pincushion

'He agreed that she might have a point.'

'Either play faster or get out the band.'

"Have ye seen a whale that matches this swatch?"

"Is there a seamstress present?"

A man sews broken hearts back together.

A tailor measuring a large man

'All right, who sewed in the disposable diaper?'

'School of secondary sex characteristics'

'Muriel makes all her own clothes out of junk mail.'

Pollsters

Harps and Embroidery.