Sewing Circle Member Mugs

Pin Cushion to roll of cotton: 'Hi! I'm a pin cushion! I love my job!' Pin Cushion's reply: 'MASOCHIST!'

"I admire your devotion to duty."

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

I quilt therefore I am

'My mom's the greatest surgeon this side of Mayo brothers.'

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

"How soon will this be a remnant

'Nobody ever before had took much notice of Granny's homemade flour-sack bloomers.'

I love embroidery

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

Ladies reading a crochet pattern for amusement

Purple dress

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

Heloise's Helpful Hints for Homebound

"Didn't your last blouse fall apart in two days?"

The latest craze in party games: needlepoint charades.

"Tia Carmen, can you make a new dress for my doll?"

Blog Breakdown

Beyond Dante

Sew on a sequin!

'He agreed that she might have a point.'

"Not more sleeve alterations?!"

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

Cook being told what to do by housemaid

101 uses of a dead cat: pincushion

'Either play faster or get out the band.'

"I didn't really need to alter this dress. I needed funny pictures for my website."

"Have ye seen a whale that matches this swatch?"

"Sure. I know of a haystack on the edge of town where you'll be safe until the heat dies down."

"Is there a seamstress present?"

A tailor measuring a large man

A man sews broken hearts back together.

'School of secondary sex characteristics'

'Muriel makes all her own clothes out of junk mail.'

'All right, who sewed in the disposable diaper?'