Sewing Project Enthusiast Mugs

'I think of it as mending pants, not splicing jeans.'

I quilt therefore I am

"The sweater you knit him will be thrown out in February."

'My mom's the greatest surgeon this side of Mayo brothers.'

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

'Nobody ever before had took much notice of Granny's homemade flour-sack bloomers.'

"How soon will this be a remnant

Knit One, Pearl One, Drop One.

"Happy Anniversary, dear! It's a gold spray-painted macaroni necklace."

'It's a new technique for training interns: suture by numbers,'

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

I love embroidery

"She's a natural!"

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

Heloise's Helpful Hints for Homebound

"Didn't your last blouse fall apart in two days?"

Purple dress

Ladies reading a crochet pattern for amusement

"Tia Carmen, can you make a new dress for my doll?"

The latest craze in party games: needlepoint charades.

Sew on a sequin!

Blog Breakdown

Beyond Dante

'He agreed that she might have a point.'

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

101 uses of a dead cat: pincushion

Cook being told what to do by housemaid

"Not more sleeve alterations?!"

"Have ye seen a whale that matches this swatch?"

"I didn't really need to alter this dress. I needed funny pictures for my website."

"Sure. I know of a haystack on the edge of town where you'll be safe until the heat dies down."

A man sews broken hearts back together.

A tailor measuring a large man

"Is there a seamstress present?"

'Muriel makes all her own clothes out of junk mail.'