Seventies Fashion Aficionado T-Shirts

Distress flares

"The weatherman said dress for the mid 70's. Bob was elated." "Much. Too. Sexy."

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

'I'm too hot to trot.'

I want to hold your hand

Space hopper as a bouncer of a nightclub

"You've got night fever."

An opera singer

The African Plains during the 70's.

Josephine Baker

'They did a great job in restoring all the 19th century details, but this confounded dress code...'

Wild and crazy salmon

"Norman still has seventies flashbacks sometimes."

Trilby - 'Confession

Jeffrey N.: The Guy who managed to get the lead out of his pants, but they were still the wrong pants.

"Er! Exactly when was this 'dress for success' book you've been reading written?"

Feathers and Cape

Painting the town Mauve

'It's the sixties, they want their shirt back!'

'Is there a doctor in the house other than Doctor Love?'

70s Night.

'Hey look, Model Village People.'

"He can still fit into the clothes he wore in the sixties."

"We had an expert restore all the original shag carpeting."

"When you talked me into eternal life, you left out the part about menopause."

Pistols at dawn.

'And to think, in the 70s we were wearing pants that flared at the bottom.'

"I'm puzzled as to why we're not making much progress on your seventies-phobia."

"Forget it, Jake. It's Funkytown."

"Son, once your grandma wore these shoes. I wore them after her, and now I will give them to you because I think they fit your dresses perfectly."

'Ooh! But neck piercings are soooo last season.'