Seventies Fashion Aficionado Gifts

Distress flares

The Missing Sock Returns

"The weatherman said dress for the mid 70's. Bob was elated." "Much. Too. Sexy."

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

'I'm too hot to trot.'

Yoko Ono

George Michael

I want to hold your hand

Space hopper as a bouncer of a nightclub

"You've got night fever."

An opera singer

'They did a great job in restoring all the 19th century details, but this confounded dress code...'

Josephine Baker

The African Plains during the 70's.

Wild and crazy salmon

"Norman still has seventies flashbacks sometimes."

David Bowie

Jeffrey N.: The Guy who managed to get the lead out of his pants, but they were still the wrong pants.

Trilby - 'Confession

"Er! Exactly when was this 'dress for success' book you've been reading written?"

"He can still fit into the clothes he wore in the sixties."

Feathers and Cape

'It's the sixties, they want their shirt back!'

'Is there a doctor in the house other than Doctor Love?'

70s Night.

Bell Bottom Pants

'Hey look, Model Village People.'

Painting the town Mauve

"We had an expert restore all the original shag carpeting."

"When you talked me into eternal life, you left out the part about menopause."

Pistols at dawn.

'Ooh! But neck piercings are soooo last season.'

"Forget it, Jake. It's Funkytown."

"What's Your Problem, Man?"

'And to think, in the 70s we were wearing pants that flared at the bottom.'