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"Those '70s flashbacks scare the Bee-Gees-us out of me."

Space hopper as a bouncer of a nightclub

David Bowie

"I'm puzzled as to why we're not making much progress on your seventies-phobia."

"The weatherman said dress for the mid 70's. Bob was elated." "Much. Too. Sexy."

The Missing Sock Returns

'I'm too hot to trot.'

Old hippie gives peace sign.

Yoko Ono

"You kept me awake all night, grinding your gums."

George Michael

"You've got night fever."

The Mods and Rockers feud had got out of hand

'I was 'Sweatin' To The Oldies', and I flipped over on my back!'

Wild and crazy salmon

"Norman still has seventies flashbacks sometimes."

Jeffrey N.: The Guy who managed to get the lead out of his pants, but they were still the wrong pants.

The 80's boombox guy in the 21 century

"Er! Exactly when was this 'dress for success' book you've been reading written?"

"Living...in...the...1970s...must...have...been...DYN-O-MITE!"

"You know what they say: if you can remember the Sixties then talk about them endlessly on BBC Four documentaries."

For years Melenie stayed home waiting for the stirrup cords revival.

'Is there a doctor in the house other than Doctor Love?'

Sheep of the 1970's

70s Night.

Bell Bottom Pants

'Hey look, Model Village People.'

"We had an expert restore all the original shag carpeting."

"Still scaring kids? Are you kidding? At my age I'm lucky if I can crawl out from under the bed."

Spare a quid for an old hippy, man?

'Ha! Call that music?.. You should have been around during the sixties, when the Pied Piper played the Cavern club.'

"Dexter has never ceased to be a big Abba fan!"

'I'd have to say you've been exposed to extemely high levels of polyester.'

"Forget it, Jake. It's Funkytown."

Teddy boy's picnic