Seventies Aficionado Mugs

"Those '70s flashbacks scare the Bee-Gees-us out of me."

Space hopper as a bouncer of a nightclub

"I'm puzzled as to why we're not making much progress on your seventies-phobia."

"The weatherman said dress for the mid 70's. Bob was elated." "Much. Too. Sexy."

'I'm too hot to trot.'

Old hippie gives peace sign.

"You kept me awake all night, grinding your gums."

"You've got night fever."

The Mods and Rockers feud had got out of hand

'I was 'Sweatin' To The Oldies', and I flipped over on my back!'

Wild and crazy salmon

"Norman still has seventies flashbacks sometimes."

Jeffrey N.: The Guy who managed to get the lead out of his pants, but they were still the wrong pants.

"Er! Exactly when was this 'dress for success' book you've been reading written?"

Sheep of the 1970's

'Hey look, Model Village People.'

For years Melenie stayed home waiting for the stirrup cords revival.

"You know what they say: if you can remember the Sixties then talk about them endlessly on BBC Four documentaries."

'Is there a doctor in the house other than Doctor Love?'

70s Night.

"We had an expert restore all the original shag carpeting."

Spare a quid for an old hippy, man?

Er! Exactly when was this 'dress for success' book you've been readng written?

'I'd have to say you've been exposed to extemely high levels of polyester.'

"Dexter has never ceased to be a big Abba fan!"

"Still scaring kids? Are you kidding? At my age I'm lucky if I can crawl out from under the bed."

Teddy boy's picnic

"Forget it, Jake. It's Funkytown."

'Ha! Call that music?.. You should have been around during the sixties, when the Pied Piper played the Cavern club.'

1973: Movember

Belling the Cat

'Well, Dan, all of your scratching makes sense now: You have hippies.'