Eighties Aficionado Mugs

Ginger Lynn

"Oh no! We've lost a competition and now some old, forgotten pop singer from the eighties is going to perform in our living room!"

"I'm trying to lure in Generation X-ers. They're the new sandwich generation. They're sandwiched between caring for their kids and caring for their parents. So they drink lots and lots of coffee."

Old hippie gives peace sign.

"You've got night fever."

Space hopper as a bouncer of a nightclub

Wild and crazy salmon

Skater dude.

Ron and Nancy Reagan.

"It's me. I was going through a 'Bon Jovi Phase.'"

For years Melenie stayed home waiting for the stirrup cords revival.

"We built this city on rock and roll which was a mistake."

"Don't go all retro on me - we're supposed to keep moving forwards."

"You know what they say: if you can remember the Sixties then talk about them endlessly on BBC Four documentaries."

"We had an expert restore all the original shag carpeting."

"I'm puzzled as to why we're not making much progress on your seventies-phobia."

"Time capsule 1994"

The zombies were halfway across the living room when they noticed that 'Friends' was on.

'Ha! Call that music?.. You should have been around during the sixties, when the Pied Piper played the Cavern club.'

"Today the American public at long last O.D.'d on Pee-wee Herman, briefly settled its attention on Bruce Willis, then finally decided to embrace an all-new, revitalized, state-of-the-art Richard Nixon."

Spare a quid for an old hippy, man?

"Those '70s flashbacks scare the Bee-Gees-us out of me."

"It's that scratch music."

"...Even Death himself went through a 'Glam Reaper' phase."

'Well, Dan, all of your scratching makes sense now: You have hippies.'