Eighties Aficionado Pillows

Ginger Lynn

George Michael

"Oh no! We've lost a competition and now some old, forgotten pop singer from the eighties is going to perform in our living room!"

The Missing Sock Returns

"I'm trying to lure in Generation X-ers. They're the new sandwich generation. They're sandwiched between caring for their kids and caring for their parents. So they drink lots and lots of coffee."

Old hippie gives peace sign.

Yoko Ono

Space hopper as a bouncer of a nightclub

"You've got night fever."

How hit songs get their names

Madonna

Wild and crazy salmon

Skater dude.

Ron and Nancy Reagan.

Harrison Ford, no question. Tom Selleck, without a doubt. I don't care if they did offer Selleck the role first, Ford was a much better "Indiana Jones." Ford was ok, but his character was less than manly. What are you talking about? That's ridiculous! Harrison Ford was the definition of eighties manliness! You're telling me the "definition of eighties manliness" could run around the world for weeks and months at a time ... and never once grow anything more than a little stubble? I think maybe yo

David Bowie

The 80's boombox guy in the 21 century

Boy George.

"It's me. I was going through a 'Bon Jovi Phase.'"

"You know what they say: if you can remember the Sixties then talk about them endlessly on BBC Four documentaries."

'Not the Adam Ant!'

Music. Sale Pop. Sale Bin. Wow! They're practically giving away these CD's from the 80's! Cher prices have plummeted!

"We built this city on rock and roll which was a mistake."

"Don't go all retro on me - we're supposed to keep moving forwards."

"It's an 80's indie band, fronted by Robert Smith."

For years Melenie stayed home waiting for the stirrup cords revival.

"We had an expert restore all the original shag carpeting."

Spare a quid for an old hippy, man?

"Today the American public at long last O.D.'d on Pee-wee Herman, briefly settled its attention on Bruce Willis, then finally decided to embrace an all-new, revitalized, state-of-the-art Richard Nixon."

"Time capsule 1994"

The zombies were halfway across the living room when they noticed that 'Friends' was on.

"I'm puzzled as to why we're not making much progress on your seventies-phobia."

'Ha! Call that music?.. You should have been around during the sixties, when the Pied Piper played the Cavern club.'

"Those '70s flashbacks scare the Bee-Gees-us out of me."

"It's that scratch music."