Seventies Fan Gifts

Danger: Shag Carpet.

"The weatherman said dress for the mid 70's. Bob was elated." "Much. Too. Sexy."

The Missing Sock Returns

'I'm too hot to trot.'

Music to drive ( others mad) to...

Old hippie gives peace sign.

"Sitting on a beanbag doesn't take me back to the seventies- it just makes me wonder how I'm ever going to get up again."

"You've got night fever."

Space hopper as a bouncer of a nightclub

Austin Powers

Ernie has been studying the musical tastes and talents of birds. Hummingbirds have a musical term right in their name. Parrots are great mimics so they excel at karaoke. Of course, the eagles like 70's folk-rock music. And the birds Ernie identifies with the most are woodpeckers. They both love headbanging music!

Psyche Delia

How hit songs get their names

"Face it, Tim, that cute little Pet Rock you bought in 1976 is now a full-grown boulder - it's time to set him free!"

Wild and crazy salmon

"Norman still has seventies flashbacks sometimes."

David Bowie

"Er! Exactly when was this 'dress for success' book you've been reading written?"

"You know what they say: if you can remember the Sixties then talk about them endlessly on BBC Four documentaries."

"Living...in...the...1970s...must...have...been...DYN-O-MITE!"

'Hey look, Model Village People.'

Sheep of the 1970's

COVID-19 fever

'Is there a doctor in the house other than Doctor Love?'

Seventies heartthrob

70s Night.

Bell Bottom Pants

"We had an expert restore all the original shag carpeting."

"I'm puzzled as to why we're not making much progress on your seventies-phobia."

High Platform Diving

'This just arrived on the midnight train from Georgia.'

"I can't go for that, no, no..."

"Forget it, Jake. It's Funkytown."

Er! Exactly when was this 'dress for success' book you've been readng written?

'I'd have to say you've been exposed to extemely high levels of polyester.'