Seventies Fan Pillows

Danger: Shag Carpet.

"The weatherman said dress for the mid 70's. Bob was elated." "Much. Too. Sexy."

Music to drive ( others mad) to...

'I'm too hot to trot.'

Old hippie gives peace sign.

"Sitting on a beanbag doesn't take me back to the seventies- it just makes me wonder how I'm ever going to get up again."

"You've got night fever."

Space hopper as a bouncer of a nightclub

Austin Powers

Psyche Delia

"Face it, Tim, that cute little Pet Rock you bought in 1976 is now a full-grown boulder - it's time to set him free!"

Wild and crazy salmon

"Norman still has seventies flashbacks sometimes."

"Er! Exactly when was this 'dress for success' book you've been reading written?"

Sheep of the 1970's

Seventies heartthrob

70s Night.

'Is there a doctor in the house other than Doctor Love?'

"You know what they say: if you can remember the Sixties then talk about them endlessly on BBC Four documentaries."

COVID-19 fever

'Hey look, Model Village People.'

"We had an expert restore all the original shag carpeting."

"I'm puzzled as to why we're not making much progress on your seventies-phobia."

'This just arrived on the midnight train from Georgia.'

"I can't go for that, no, no..."

Spare a quid for an old hippy, man?

High Platform Diving

'I'd have to say you've been exposed to extemely high levels of polyester.'

"Forget it, Jake. It's Funkytown."

Er! Exactly when was this 'dress for success' book you've been readng written?