Seventh Wedding Anniversary Gifts

Copper Anniversary

'Past performance is not an indication of future results.'

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

"Stephen and I are today's special."

'The meaning of communinication is the response we get'

'Do you think we can cuddle?'

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

"I don't want to fork. I just want to spoon."

'Do you think it might be possible that what you wear could be a contributing factor to your relationship problems?'

"No, no - it was great. It's just that sometime I'd like to try it missionary style."

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

'Charlie is the first to admit that he's too old for me.'

"I didn't complain, when you crashed the computer."

Missing Persons...'I'm not sure when she disappeared - sometime during the football season.'

Frog to frog: 'Do you promise to love me warts and all?'

"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."

"NOW can I shoot you out of a cannon?"

'Bob, I know you're a Mockingbird, but a few compliments every now and then would greatly help your marriage...'

'The problem is, she's so damn crabby.'

"They haven't said two words to each other—it's sad... I hope we don't end up like that." "They keep talking to each other—it's exhausting... So glad we don't have to do that."

Wedding Day Itinerary.

"According to this article, snoring can result in justifiable homicide."

"The wedding cake as holy sacrament"

Albert & Myra - The End Story

"Look! I'm going to be a customer!"

'This one's for marrying him, and this one's for raising the kids.'

"It started with a mutual interest in martial arts and developed into an interest in marital arts."

Understanding The Other Side, Whether Men, Women, or Mice.

Too much togetherness can lead to unexpected problems.

"As this is a civil ceremony, I'd rather you took the vows without swearing."

Tunnel of Love/Tunnel of Marriage

"Will you listen to the same three anecdotes until one of you dies?"

"Well, yes, it's not what you would call a practical nest, but my wife insisted on using an architect..."

"The yellow spotted green bird, eats its body weight in bugs, and mates once every three years."

"I feel like pushing the envelope this morning, honey, starting with a little grape jelly for that bran muffin."