Settling Specialist Pillows

Moving in

"Another job well done by your conflict resolution specialist."

"They're having a fight over how best to handle client conflict."

Israel/Palestine Conflict

"That's the last time I'm going to allow politics to be discussed in the office."

"Max! Oh, my God! There's like a billion moving ideas in there!"

'Negotiations have reached an impasse, legal recommends we resort to violence.'

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

"Tom, I’d like you to meet Chris. Chris is better than you."

NYer uploaded by mod - "Come look, hon! We just got a new cactus!"

'That plant food really works!'

'I thought people were quite receptive to the change seminar.'

'Look, Bernie, all I'm saying is I think you're riding the new guy pretty hard.'

Mediation Process

"Discussion topic: Is our society becoming less civil and more violent?"

"Beg for peace!"

"When it comes to turkeys, Mom, you sure know your stuff-ing."

'Thank goodness he's gone through sensitivity training.'

"Okay, you still have all the old problems, but we're adding new ones and you can't touch.

Two guns are pointing at each other in a peace sign.

Neutral Man.

De-escalator.

Conflict In Palestine

"Actually we were hoping you'd be encouraging a more conciliatry approach to conflict management."

'Hey, get out of my space!'

A house being demolished in order to make way for a road widening scheme, with the occupants being evicted.

'This should soothe any hurt feelings.'

Ebola Virus

"There's more than one way to get your message across, but violence isn't one..."

'And I bet the same resolution principles would work in your neighborhood conflicts.'

"Tell us again — a little less graphic."

Surveys and economic interests

'We like the teamwork idea, but Mr. Superstar won't let us play with his ball.'

'Someone come and mediate our argument about mediation!'

"We could agree to disagree but then I'd just be preoccupied with you being wrong."