
Are you the guy who ate my brother?
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Are you the guy who ate my brother?
'This is the only part of my old Army uniform that still fits.'
The Missing Sock Returns
1599: Shakespeare's Agent knew what the public wanted
"In the old days, we had to constantly feed the screensaver."
Cut out and keep your own Frank Sinatra.
Early Colour TV
A Macaroni in 1772
"Bleeeee! It's plastic."
Cavemen Romantic Gesture
'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'
"I couldn't care less if being Homo Sapiens is the latest trend. While you're living in our cave, you better act like a true Neanderthal."
"Where do you think we are in the food chain right now?"
Fossil record player.
MEGASTUDIOS, INC., 'Just think of it -- 'CSI Mayberry,' with Robert DeNiro as Andy and Wesley Snipes as Barney!'
There were originally four musketeers. He said that the pen is mightier than the sword.
'From albums to 8-tracks to cassettes to CD's...What a long, loud trip it's been!'
"Got any bathtub gin?"
'I'm old enough to remember when smiley faces were right side up.'
'Sigh! So that's what love is all about...'
"Tonight we are going out to plunder, lads!"
'Sean Connery was the best James Bond!'
STRIP Hambone: Early diesel run computer
In his old days Superman's x-ray vision declined, but it still worked as a TV remote.
'I'm sorry. I probably should have talked to to you before I took down our wedding photo and put up a picture of my jet.'
'No Bonanza, no Gunsmoke, no Led Zeppelin... what a sad state of affairs this is! I'm glad I'm not in your generation...'
Holiday cottage
1950's.
'Take a good look, Junior. When I was your age, I was 'Fun Size,' too.'
"He reports to Grand Central Palace tomorrow."
"Remember that '70s TV show 'What's Happening'!? Did they ever come up with an answer?" "I don't know, but it makes me wonder if Marvin Gaye found out what's going on." "The black hole of cannabis-induced queries"
Inaction Figure
Mark Gastineau
Boombox
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