Setting Up A New Computer T-Shirts

'Dating anyone?' 'Making any money?'

'What we've got here is a failure to communicate.'

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

'I've told you it's not the old pencil and paper battleships.'

The Not-So Smart Meter

Lumbar support animal

"Wanna toss the ol' virtual pigskin?"

Big screen TV falling through floor

"Memo to self - personalise new work-station."

"WOW...this 50.1 theatre sound system makes you feel you're actually in the movie!"

"You'll love this model, sir! You won't have to miss any of the sports action when you go for a beer!"

Don't worry, the first thirty years working here are the hardest.

"How do we break it to them that work-from-home ends next week?"

With the aid of a tactical dictionary, and was finally able to make sense of what the salesman was saying.

“Someone is not muted. I'm still hearing ambient noise. Please mute your device.”

"Did you get my e-mail about who takes out the trash today?"

"I really got used to working from home."

Latest Greatest Fastest Computer...versus Good Enough.

Homepage, sweet homepage.

"Great idea. Movies are so much better on the big screen."

Sign # 23 that you've spent too much time at a game: your nails are longer than your fingers and your hair touches your ankles.

"How long have you been working from home, Mr. Farley?"

"Miss Jenkins, e-mail the housekeeper. Her telecommuting days are over"

New Age Office Supplies Catalog.

"Working from my apartment doesn't bother me. It's basically the same size as my cubicle."

"I'm a home-tech specialist. Your daughter called us. I'm here to convert her doll house into a smart doll house."

STRIP Hambone: Computer addict

"Turns out it's easier to live at work than work from home."

'...And in case of program crashes, this model comes fully equipped with an air bag!'

"Of course homeworking has lots of advantages."

"Gee... A wide screen, high-definition TV with Stereo-Gasm Sound and over 500 channels! It's almost like having a life!"

'All the money we saved buying bulk food on sale we blew on this huge freezer!'

Desk Request

"I'm no longer cleaning my whole apartment. . . Just the 'Zoom Zone.'"

'And this model has plenty of space for all your electronics and a landing pad for your drone.'