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'Have you considered buying a new computer?'

'What we've got here is a failure to communicate.'

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

'I've told you it's not the old pencil and paper battleships.'

"You haven't enjoyed the Yule log till you've enjoyed it in high def."

"I'll take your request for an office with a sunny spot into consideration."

"The new computer is great, but we can't get rid of the old one. It knows too much."

"I don't know who will be obsolete first, me or my computer."

TV: widescreen 16x9 versus 4x3.

STRIP Hambone: Expensive repair job

'Here comes Mr. 'Smarter-then-you'.'

'If you're going to marry this geek, I suggest you get the extended warranty.'

"Perhaps you're right. Maybe we should upgrade our computer system."

'We've decided to upgrade your position with a new version 2.0 employee.'

'Well, I finally made the switch from cable to satellite.'

'I was walking past the washers and dryers and one of my socks disappeared.'

'Darling, wake up, I've just realised ... we're not HD ready.'

'Would it kill you to go for a computer upgrade?'

"I can't believe I went so long without A.C."

I can be upgraded, can you?

'That way, we don't have to provide a technical support department.'

"After you're done crank starting your computer, maybe we can talk about investing in better technology."

"It's quite alright searching for the perfect phone. But remember there always will be upgrades."

'Oh, we haven't used a crystal ball in years.'

"Most of it is the same, but if you look here you'll see that the price is twice as big"

"Let's take it step by step. How do I turn it on?"

'We need a new TV, Dad — it's stupid watching 'Reading Rainbow' in black and white.'

'Management is upgrading all the hardware.'

"If it ain't broke, don't fix it."

'Couldn't you just leave that here until we're sure the new system works?'

Television Models

Man throwing out his outdated TV set.