Service With A Smile Lover T-Shirts

'Hello Sir. I'm Jeff, and I'll be kissing your butt all evening in the hope of getting a decent tip.'

Clown Cheering Up Patient.

Lady to man taking picture of fish: 'Wiggle him a little and get him to smile.'

Car Dentistry.

It took awhile for fred and his new dentures to accept each other.

'...Better clear my schedule too.'

Adam was determined to have a nice, white smile for his big date that night.

'What the hell is that guy's problem?'

"Well, Doctor, I can't seem to stop smiling all te time!"

Nurse drawing a smiley face onto a man's stomach.

'Your new teeth whitener is keeping me up.'

"Please point out the problem tooth."

"I'll take your word for it. You don't have to show me your used floss."

Baby thinks: I smile, they smile. I laugh, they laugh. I think they're teachable!

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Change your style, learn to smile!

"Relax, Billy, they're just braces, even I had them when I was your age."

"I had to get braces."

'You should have come to me sooner.'

Red wine teeth

"We're not all grim you know - I'm a happy reaper."

"Ah, there's that big smile!"

'Maybe you should stay away from dental humour.'

'He's smiling! -- You must have given him the wrong food!'

"You've done it, Martin - you've taught him to smile!"

"It's nothing new. We've always offered a complimentary beard wash following an order of ribs."

"Are you certain that we have already detected all types of quarks?"

The Cheshire cat has dentures. Pass it on.

Fired because of sheepish grin.

' ... plus you need to floss better.'

"If anyone has a question do not hesitate to open your mouth wide up."

'Your teeth are straight, it's you head that's crooked.'

"Believe me, no one will notice your new braces."

'Here are Mister Fernbush's new dentures...his mouth is a bit large, so try not to stare!'

'Oh that?... It has nothing to do with the formula; it just makes the whole thing seem less grumpy.'