Service With A Smile Lover T-Shirts

'Hello Sir. I'm Jeff, and I'll be kissing your butt all evening in the hope of getting a decent tip.'

Lady to man taking picture of fish: 'Wiggle him a little and get him to smile.'

Clown Cheering Up Patient.

Car Dentistry.

It took awhile for fred and his new dentures to accept each other.

'...Better clear my schedule too.'

'Your new teeth whitener is keeping me up.'

"Well, Doctor, I can't seem to stop smiling all te time!"

Nurse drawing a smiley face onto a man's stomach.

Savoy Dental Salon

Change your style, learn to smile!

Baby thinks: I smile, they smile. I laugh, they laugh. I think they're teachable!

"Please point out the problem tooth."

"I'll take your word for it. You don't have to show me your used floss."

"Relax, Billy, they're just braces, even I had them when I was your age."

"I had to get braces."

'You should have come to me sooner.'

Red wine teeth

"We're not all grim you know - I'm a happy reaper."

"It's nothing new. We've always offered a complimentary beard wash following an order of ribs."

The Cheshire cat has dentures. Pass it on.

'He's smiling! -- You must have given him the wrong food!'

"Are you certain that we have already detected all types of quarks?"

"Ah, there's that big smile!"

"If anyone has a question do not hesitate to open your mouth wide up."

"You've done it, Martin - you've taught him to smile!"

' ... plus you need to floss better.'

'Maybe you should stay away from dental humour.'

'Your teeth are straight, it's you head that's crooked.'

"Believe me, no one will notice your new braces."

'Here are Mister Fernbush's new dentures...his mouth is a bit large, so try not to stare!'

'Oh that?... It has nothing to do with the formula; it just makes the whole thing seem less grumpy.'

Whale smiling at camera.