Service Switcher Prints

Waiter in Waiting Room with Needle

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

"I had an Android, then I switched to an iPhone. Then I went back to an Android, then I switched back to the iPhone. . ."

Big Rock University. Guidance Counselor. I'd like to switch my major from hunting to gathering!

'I don't think there's any hope for my golf game.'

Tell me a deposition, mommy.

"I made him out of my mom's mashed potatoes. Since there's no snow, I had to improvise."

'You've got us backward. I'm Vinnie, and my short and subtle brother is Vignette.'

Painter removes 'wet paint' sign from park bench and replaces it with a 'dry paint' sign.

Magazines layout Christmas issues months in advance so a woe of cartoonists is struggling to draw Christmas gags in the July heat.

'I'm working through the Summer as usual: I take my annual leave in Winter you see...'

'All our appliances come with energy saving device - off/on switch.'

'Trick or treat.'

Randy – you're a male stripper! Senor Stud, ma'am. Don't be a dope. I know it's you. You have me confused with someone else. So this is how you make your money. Does Rudy know? Rudy? I do find the dumb act very sexy. Senor Stud is a Ph.D. In love.

"I'm having a little difficulty adjusting. The last place I worked was a lot bigger."

On - Undecided - Off switch

Hotdish.

"I can't work on this one. It's too ticklish."

"I hate it when they do this."

'Damn, I've forgotten my real name.'

'I'd like to change my major from electrical engineering to English or something.'

'Don't worry. We'll fit into these things by spring.'

'... and instead of a brain, the wizard gave the scarecrow a smart phone.'

"Well our move was PARTLY global warming and partly because the schools are better down here."

'Let's switch sides. My feet are killing me.'

"I'm not saying the lamb is good, but nobody's complained about it yet."

Golfer turned Javelin thrower

Within your budget central London MIGHT be a problem. What about central Ulan Bator?"

Another Fine Mess. It's cute -- but the General wants you to change it back to "Mess Hall #640".

Snowman in the middle of summer asks: 'Is it cold, or is it just me?'

"Dang, did I miss Summer?"

"My birthday is actually in September, but I've always identified as an Aries."

"Shuffle Mode"

'I'd say that fall is just around the corner!'