Service Switcher Mugs

Waiter in Waiting Room with Needle

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

'I don't think there's any hope for my golf game.'

Tell me a deposition, mommy.

Painter removes 'wet paint' sign from park bench and replaces it with a 'dry paint' sign.

"I made him out of my mom's mashed potatoes. Since there's no snow, I had to improvise."

Magazines layout Christmas issues months in advance so a woe of cartoonists is struggling to draw Christmas gags in the July heat.

'You've got us backward. I'm Vinnie, and my short and subtle brother is Vignette.'

'I'm working through the Summer as usual: I take my annual leave in Winter you see...'

'All our appliances come with energy saving device - off/on switch.'

'Trick or treat.'

"I'm having a little difficulty adjusting. The last place I worked was a lot bigger."

On - Undecided - Off switch

Hotdish.

'Damn, I've forgotten my real name.'

"I can't work on this one. It's too ticklish."

"I hate it when they do this."

'I'd like to change my major from electrical engineering to English or something.'

'... and instead of a brain, the wizard gave the scarecrow a smart phone.'

"Well our move was PARTLY global warming and partly because the schools are better down here."

"I'm not saying the lamb is good, but nobody's complained about it yet."

'Let's switch sides. My feet are killing me.'

Within your budget central London MIGHT be a problem. What about central Ulan Bator?"

Snowman in the middle of summer asks: 'Is it cold, or is it just me?'

Golfer turned Javelin thrower

"My birthday is actually in September, but I've always identified as an Aries."

'I'd say that fall is just around the corner!'

TELLER, 'I want to transfer my account to this bank -- you wouldn't believe how uptight my LAST bank was!'

"Shuffle Mode"

"Dang, did I miss Summer?"