Major Switcher Prints

'I'd like to change my major from electrical engineering to English or something.'

'I know we're inchworms, but let's get into the spirit of this! Change is good!'

Currently Boston

Tonight: Wagner's Ring Tone Cycle.

'I don't think there's any hope for my golf game.'

Tell me a deposition, mommy.

'Bummer Dude! No waves. Moondoggie punked me!'

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

Painter removes 'wet paint' sign from park bench and replaces it with a 'dry paint' sign.

"Listen, the first pterodactyl of spring."

'All our appliances come with energy saving device - off/on switch.'

'I've been transferred again.'

Earth Hour will show our leaders the light about saving the planet by keeping everyone in the dark...

On - Undecided - Off switch

Signs of Fall

'... and instead of a brain, the wizard gave the scarecrow a smart phone.'

"Well our move was PARTLY global warming and partly because the schools are better down here."

STRIP *The Fan * Thinking of ditching Coventry City

'Let's switch sides. My feet are killing me.'

Old Man Winter.

'I want a transfer-I'm fed up wearing this same outfit week after week!'

Golfer turned Javelin thrower

'Forget it, I don't support them anymore.'

"I bought a metric scale. I'll no longer be disappointed with my weight because I won't know what it means."

"There goes another childhood illusion. When I was a kid, he had eight reindeer."

Indian Winter

"My birthday is actually in September, but I've always identified as an Aries."

Waiter in Waiting Room with Needle

'Since we switched from discovering new lifesaving antibiotics to discovering new daiquiri drinks, our funding has tripled.'

'I can't believe it. I've been traded to The Ridiculous.'

The Gas Price Race