Major Switcher Prints

'I'd like to change my major from electrical engineering to English or something.'

Big Rock University. Guidance Counselor. I'd like to switch my major from hunting to gathering!

'I know we're inchworms, but let's get into the spirit of this! Change is good!'

Currently Boston

Tonight: Wagner's Ring Tone Cycle.

'I don't think there's any hope for my golf game.'

'I made them during the blizzard in January. Whad'ya say we go liven up my sister's pool party?'

'Bummer Dude! No waves. Moondoggie punked me!'

Tell me a deposition, mommy.

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

Painter removes 'wet paint' sign from park bench and replaces it with a 'dry paint' sign.

"Listen, the first pterodactyl of spring."

'All our appliances come with energy saving device - off/on switch.'

Earth Hour will show our leaders the light about saving the planet by keeping everyone in the dark...

'I've been transferred again.'

On - Undecided - Off switch

Now we wait for the snow.

Signs of Fall

'... and instead of a brain, the wizard gave the scarecrow a smart phone.'

"Well our move was PARTLY global warming and partly because the schools are better down here."

STRIP *The Fan * Thinking of ditching Coventry City

'Let's switch sides. My feet are killing me.'

Another Fine Mess. It's cute -- but the General wants you to change it back to "Mess Hall #640".

'I want a transfer-I'm fed up wearing this same outfit week after week!'

Old Man Winter.

Golfer turned Javelin thrower

'Forget it, I don't support them anymore.'

"I bought a metric scale. I'll no longer be disappointed with my weight because I won't know what it means."

"There goes another childhood illusion. When I was a kid, he had eight reindeer."

Waiter in Waiting Room with Needle

Actually, a lot of my friends have switched to soy.

Indian Winter

"My birthday is actually in September, but I've always identified as an Aries."

'Since we switched from discovering new lifesaving antibiotics to discovering new daiquiri drinks, our funding has tripled.'

"Something happened to Jim between pre-game warm-ups and post-season wrap-ups...he switched to NASCAR."