School Switcher Prints

"Well our move was PARTLY global warming and partly because the schools are better down here."

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

Yummy Mummies

Currently Boston

'Shouldn't we spend a little time on the ARTS?'

"Yes, I can use tools, but I realized early on I could earn more money as an accountant..."

Tell me a deposition, mommy.

SNAKE CHARMER: snake reads 'help wanted' ad.

'Then after the pan our third album, we split for musical differences..'

'What do you mean you're the new Paediatric Specialist?'

"This is my last day. My parents found a more expensive school on the East Side."

"An actor ... huh, that’s funny, because you look just like a waiter."

"The problem with online schooling is I can't get help from Mom and Dad!"

'He was a barman before he got into the demolition game.'

'You've got us backward. I'm Vinnie, and my short and subtle brother is Vignette.'

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

"Any experience?"

'Your resume says you have a B.A. in medieval history, a M.A. in modern art, and a PhD in metaphysical poetry. Have you checked us out on the internet? We design and manufacture detonation switches for drones.'

Private School Interview - 'How much do your parents weigh?'

'I did my homework on my computer and before I could print it, it crashed.'

Respected Professionals

'You're being evacuated to a better catchment area.'

'So what you're telling me is you've been fired from the last 15 jobs you had.'

"Try to fit in, Dear."

'I've been transferred again.'

Where Are They Now?

'I heard you got a job at that new club. It must be great."

"You're not from around here...are you?"

'OK, I see you've worked as a driving instructor for the past 23 years.'

'I'm actually looking for a manual labourer...'

'Damn, I've forgotten my real name.'

'I understand your world view, but what world are you coming from?'