School Switcher Prints

"Well our move was PARTLY global warming and partly because the schools are better down here."

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

Yummy Mummies

Currently Boston

'Shouldn't we spend a little time on the ARTS?'

Big Rock University. Guidance Counselor. I'd like to switch my major from hunting to gathering!

"Yes, I can use tools, but I realized early on I could earn more money as an accountant..."

'Then after the pan our third album, we split for musical differences..'

SNAKE CHARMER: snake reads 'help wanted' ad.

'What do you mean you're the new Paediatric Specialist?'

Tell me a deposition, mommy.

"This is my last day. My parents found a more expensive school on the East Side."

'He was a barman before he got into the demolition game.'

'You've got us backward. I'm Vinnie, and my short and subtle brother is Vignette.'

"An actor ... huh, that’s funny, because you look just like a waiter."

"The problem with online schooling is I can't get help from Mom and Dad!"

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

"Any experience?"

'Your resume says you have a B.A. in medieval history, a M.A. in modern art, and a PhD in metaphysical poetry. Have you checked us out on the internet? We design and manufacture detonation switches for drones.'

'I did my homework on my computer and before I could print it, it crashed.'

'You're being evacuated to a better catchment area.'

Respected Professionals

Private School Interview - 'How much do your parents weigh?'

'So what you're telling me is you've been fired from the last 15 jobs you had.'

"Try to fit in, Dear."

'I've been transferred again.'

Where Are They Now?

'I heard you got a job at that new club. It must be great."

Randy – you're a male stripper! Senor Stud, ma'am. Don't be a dope. I know it's you. You have me confused with someone else. So this is how you make your money. Does Rudy know? Rudy? I do find the dumb act very sexy. Senor Stud is a Ph.D. In love.

Trade School. Going to trade school after our real estate business collapsed was a good idea! These days it's all about "vocation, vocation, vocation"!

'I understand your world view, but what world are you coming from?'

"You're not from around here...are you?"

Russell Rebrand

'Damn, I've forgotten my real name.'

'I'm actually looking for a manual labourer...'