Service Experiences Mugs

'Big tipper' gets a taxi before everybody else.

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

'I don't like the looks of this ... '

"Here's something extra to cover his lousy tip. Blame his fifth grade math teacher."

"I'm taking 'moving back in with the parents' studies."

"More croutons, sir?"

'As a matter-of-fact I didn't pack my own bags...Well,well, well...Speak of the devil!'

'... Further to our telephone conversation of the 3rd, my fax of the 11th, my letters of the 16th, 23rd and 28th, my emails of....'

"Be careful, this plate is… never mind."

The Waiter

"Do you know the biggest thing I've learned in my thirty nine years?"

"Here’s the thermostat. Like all hotel thermostats, it’s just for show."

"Our latest survey shows our customers basically want just three things: prompt service, and apology when mistakes occur and to be treated politely..."

"Well, I've taught you everything I know."

Women

'This sermon will run a little longer because it's a sermon about sermons that run a little long.'

"This conversation may be recorded for training purposes, depending on how well we confuse you."

If you don't see what you want, we don't serve your kind here.

Sharings,,,formerly complaints,

'I don't think much of your work experience scheme Eric!'

"This is my son Simon he's here on work experience."

"Why, yes, I am 'still working on that.' You know what I'm not working on? Your gratuity!"

"I hope they offer same day service."

"Hang on hon. A table with a more expensive tab needs me."

"Your call is important to us."

'How can we see our service through our client's eyes?'

"The customer is always right....the customer is ALWAYS right..."

'I never get tipped!'

"I had to bite him once, but now I always get a great table."

'Sorry I'm late. My van broke down and I didn't know how to fix it.'

"Since we're about experiences and not things, I didn't bother with a ring."

At The Skinny Customer Restaurant