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A new cook arrives with her dog

'Well, now that I know he's the owner's son, yes, he's the best damned wine steward I've ever seen.'

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

Silence of the Chickens...

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

Password Error: Snow White and the seven dwarfs not recognised as eight characters.

'Yes, all at once!'

'I was hoping you'd sign them 'To my good buddy Moses!''

'Tell us the story of Moses again -- I like the chase scene!'

'Why me Lord?' '...because yo have animal magnetism Noah...'

No, no, this is Terry's ark, Noah's is three arks down.

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

Joust Sharpener

"I've told you before one at each end!"

Goodnight Moon for the Misbegotten

"Could you all please pay attention while I go through the emergency procedure. . ."

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

"We need to stop sharing one set of clothes."

"O Lord—why art thou such a drama queen?"

'I don't care what the blueprints say, I'm certain HE strongly suggested a roof.'

Turning Japanese: I really think so.

"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."

Spiritualism: Meet the Authors.

'You were great at 'Daniel in the Lion's Den!' -- I'd sure like to hear you do 'The Three Little Pigs' sometime!'

Little Known Moments In History

"We have plenty of time to catch the ark."

Moby Dick

"You're ruining our reputation, Bob!"

Noah's life jacket demonstration