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Caution. Slow drivers ahead searching for snakes on the road.

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

Myths and legends...

Easter Island is still a tourist site after the oceans rise due to global warming.

"We're here to recharge our batteries."

Man indignant at having caught no fish

SNAKE CHARMER: snake reads 'help wanted' ad.

Dolphin

'Come on, come on! Bite! Oh, man... He's looking right at it!!'

"All the salmon has disappeared yet every door to the house was locked. Oh, it's a mystery all right."

'I've tied a knot to remind you to feed him.'

The Great Maldini and his Venomous Snakes

'This is my new boat. I finally succumbed to pier pressure.'

'It's great to get away from the rat race!'

'When I googled myself, and nothing came up, I began to question my own existence!'

A serpent is entering and exiting cloth in an interesting fashion.

Snake Eats the Snake Charmer.

"We're luckier than most people..."

'Marsha, are we going to let a little rough sea spoil our night on the boat? Go back to sleep.'

Ophiologist

"I'm not saying you have to give them up entirely, but you need to eat your young in moderation."

My name is Bob and my laptop crashed! Tech Support Groups.

Snake Blogging

'Do what I did. Tell your mother you want a pet snake. Then she'll get you a dog.'

'Sorry I'm late'

The Multi-tasking Snake Charmer

"Yo, Greg!" "Hey, Warren!"

"If we weren't married this would be romantic."

"I'm googling which rock to pick."

Think positive.

'I know I am an inverted comma, but I still hate being quoted.'

A lesbian couple diving for pearls

'It's so I don't lose the kids in the long grass...'

'He didn't buy us as pets, he bought us as pet-food: He has a snake!'

Coiled snake.'Act calm,relax,take a deep breath and reach for your knife slowly.'