Sermon Spinner Pillows

'I can remember when you only had to worry about delivering good sermons.'

'...And remember, tune in next week at this same time for the exciting conclusion of 'David and Bathsheba.'!'

"Now, now - If you can't say something nice about a parson, don't say anything at all."

"I'm a pastor. My job is to speak 20 minutes on Sunday and listen the rest of the week."

"In the beginning was the Worldle..."

Matins 10 AM Open Pulpit

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

'How fast can you hype?'

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

Books: Novels, Short-Stories, Tall Tales.

The Fourth Little Pig

You do know it's Harry Potter who's real and JK Rowling is just one of his spells?

"You know how it is, one minute I'm selling insurance in South Dakota and the next minute I have a hook for a hand. How about you?"

"If I can't ask for more wishes, how about more genies?"

The writer: something who devotes a lifetime of solitude to the same of communication.

'This has all the makings of a fable. But first lets take lots of tests.'

'No! Forging a note from your parents does not count as creative writing!'

' 'Cat in the Window'...chapter 14...'

Iris Murdoch

Fish talking about fisherman

When Shakespeare gets up early, on the wrong side of the bed of a stranger, and in a clown suit... Later that same day, he will commence work on 'The Comedy of Errors.'"

Isabel Allende

Wolf to Red Riding Hood: 'No thanks, I'm on a strict grandmother diet.'

BOOKSHOP, 'We're pushing our do-it-yourself kit today, sir -- a ream of paper and a dozen pencils.'

Always a bigger fish.

"I'm waiting for my imagination to run riot."

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

The writers group met every Tuesday for support and fellowship.

"So, in conclusion, I would like to say that although I haven't actually read the book, I still found it a fascinating and enriching experience.

"I'm not sheltering at home, I'm an artist in residence!"

Best Seller

"Entweder Fisch oder Fleisch"

"Seriously, I used to be the staff of a guy named Moses, man the stories I could tell..."

Storm in a magic lamp.

"Isn't it obvious? I'm writing the great American graphic novel."