Serious Joker T-Shirts

'Creative meeting. I hope you're taking this seriously.'

"A wet winter, but we're making the best of it."

"If I might be serious for a moment..."

Intelligent people laugh too!

'You know too much,'

'Who folded the annual report into a paper airplane?'

"An un-observed universe ceases to exist. Yeah right!"

Good News about winter

"That's an awfully large small intestine and an awfully small large intestine."

Fish hunting for men.

". . . So that's 4 birdies, 1 eagle, 2 ferrets and a rabbit!"

Candid Camera store.

'I love cutting trees in perfect circles because it drives aerial photography interpreters crazy.'

Fittd shēt

'My door is always open. That's why I installed a tripwire.'

Beware of Falling Notice.

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

'Look, Dad, I made a pair of boots out of your chest waders.'

"April Fools'! You should’ve seen the look on your face!"

"I know my drinking limits.The problem is that I can never reach them - I simply fall down."

'Mind taking off your scarf.'

Kick Me! (sign on an anthropomorphized soccer ball)

'Hey, Baby! How would you like to kiss the frog formerly known as 'Prince'?'

"I love it when your eyes blaze like that; you remind me of Moses."

"I'm sorry, but you didn't recognize me as the Messiah when I had braces and glasses."

Caution May Contain Nuts.

Shoes Make The Man

"Okay, you scared the babysitter...now get back in there and rinse off that toothpaste, and go to bed!"

While You Were Out: We Moved!

'Dearly beloved.....and the rest of you.....'

'...And do you John take Jennifer to be your lawfully wedded wife? To have and to hold, to write off on your taxes?'

'Half o' mild and a bag of pork scratchings - you're grooming me, aren't you?'

Sharks hate practical jokes.

'When she walks in she lights up the room...' 'It's living next to the nuclear plant.'

'It's my spare tire. Why do you ask?'