Serious Joker Mugs

'Creative meeting. I hope you're taking this seriously.'

"A wet winter, but we're making the best of it."

"If I might be serious for a moment..."

Intelligent people laugh too!

'Who folded the annual report into a paper airplane?'

'You know too much,'

Good News about winter

"An un-observed universe ceases to exist. Yeah right!"

"That's an awfully large small intestine and an awfully small large intestine."

Fish hunting for men.

"He was just hanging about in the shed, so I had him repurposed."

". . . So that's 4 birdies, 1 eagle, 2 ferrets and a rabbit!"

Fittd shēt

Candid Camera store.

'I love cutting trees in perfect circles because it drives aerial photography interpreters crazy.'

'My door is always open. That's why I installed a tripwire.'

Beware of Falling Notice.

"April Fools'! You should’ve seen the look on your face!"

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

"I know my drinking limits.The problem is that I can never reach them - I simply fall down."

'Mind taking off your scarf.'

'Look, Dad, I made a pair of boots out of your chest waders.'

Kick Me! (sign on an anthropomorphized soccer ball)

'Hey, Baby! How would you like to kiss the frog formerly known as 'Prince'?'

"I love it when your eyes blaze like that; you remind me of Moses."

"Okay, you scared the babysitter...now get back in there and rinse off that toothpaste, and go to bed!"

Shoes Make The Man

Caution May Contain Nuts.

"I'm sorry, but you didn't recognize me as the Messiah when I had braces and glasses."

While You Were Out: We Moved!

'Dearly beloved.....and the rest of you.....'

'...And do you John take Jennifer to be your lawfully wedded wife? To have and to hold, to write off on your taxes?'

"It appears your anus transplant has rejected you..."

'Half o' mild and a bag of pork scratchings - you're grooming me, aren't you?'

'When she walks in she lights up the room...' 'It's living next to the nuclear plant.'