Series Tracking Pillows

"But see, now we'll know which episode we're at and what channel it was on."

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

'This is too small. Get me a 12...How many times?! I'm a 10 or a 12 on top and a 12 or 14 on the bottom depending on the shop, the cut of the fabric, the ambient air temperature, and the rotation of Pluto...and we always try the 10 first capiche?'

"I'm not telling you to stay. I'm talking to the stock market."

"As you can see, sales have been a little erratic lately..."

'ACE Heating and cooling' 'What's Hot' 'What Not'

"I'll get my 10,000 steps in tonight!"

Star Wars Audience

Book Shop Plot Spoilers

"Let's finish off our night of being productive by starting another season."

Binge Watch

"There's a lot of uncertainty out there these days. Or not. Who knows?"

Explorer with enormous magnifying glass.

"BBC One’s Casualty has reached its 1000th episode. The long-running hospital drama is apparently very popular with viewers... But even more popular among jobbing actors."

"We subscribe to five streaming services so why are we never able to see the hot new show everybody is raving about?"

"Which way up do you want it?"

'Frank, I think it's about time you bought another pair of boots.'

'Madge! Desperate Housewives is on.'

Snail Coach

Diet Books: Fiction/Non-Fiction

"Is this piece of artwork or a chart of current market trends?"

'Did I doze off for a couple of years? Since when did cupcakes become a big deal?'

'We're looking for something that captures the zeitgeist of the nation...you know, the Great American Tweet.'

"Can you keep a secret, Fred? The truth is, I've never had a clue what curve it is I'm supposed to stay ahead of!"

'First the good news.'

"The economic modeling of our economic modeling suggests we need to remodel."

"At least we are consistently inconsistent."

"Honesty, I saw a train yesterday"

"Dear, it's the financial news. Seat belts fastened, seat backs in upright position."

"I'm looking for a nice basic piece of clothing that can fulfill every need I have."

'Weird ... the footprints just seem to end right here.'

Hipster Police Department