Series Tracking Prints

"But see, now we'll know which episode we're at and what channel it was on."

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

'This is too small. Get me a 12...How many times?! I'm a 10 or a 12 on top and a 12 or 14 on the bottom depending on the shop, the cut of the fabric, the ambient air temperature, and the rotation of Pluto...and we always try the 10 first capiche?'

"I know! Two years without anymore Game Of Thrones?"

"I'm not telling you to stay. I'm talking to the stock market."

"As you can see, sales have been a little erratic lately..."

'ACE Heating and cooling' 'What's Hot' 'What Not'

"I'll get my 10,000 steps in tonight!"

Binge Watch

Star Wars Audience

"Let's finish off our night of being productive by starting another season."

Book Shop Plot Spoilers

"There's a lot of uncertainty out there these days. Or not. Who knows?"

"We subscribe to five streaming services so why are we never able to see the hot new show everybody is raving about?"

Explorer with enormous magnifying glass.

"BBC One’s Casualty has reached its 1000th episode. The long-running hospital drama is apparently very popular with viewers... But even more popular among jobbing actors."

"Which way up do you want it?"

'Frank, I think it's about time you bought another pair of boots.'

Snail Coach

'Did I doze off for a couple of years? Since when did cupcakes become a big deal?'

"Is this piece of artwork or a chart of current market trends?"

'Madge! Desperate Housewives is on.'

'We're looking for something that captures the zeitgeist of the nation...you know, the Great American Tweet.'

Diet Books: Fiction/Non-Fiction

'First the good news.'

"Can you keep a secret, Fred? The truth is, I've never had a clue what curve it is I'm supposed to stay ahead of!"

"The economic modeling of our economic modeling suggests we need to remodel."

"At least we are consistently inconsistent."

"Honesty, I saw a train yesterday"

Hipster Police Department

"I'm looking for a nice basic piece of clothing that can fulfill every need I have."

'Weird ... the footprints just seem to end right here.'