Serial Monogamist Club T-Shirts

"You'll make a good first wife."

La Table

"I met my first husband at Bloomingdale's and my second husband at Banana Republic."

I'd invite you in, but my husband, my boyfriend and my python are all very jealous.

"After six marriages I learnt my lesson and married my divorce lawyer."

"I have been happily married... three times!"

'Don't just stand there, get into focus!'

Frontispiece to 'The Pickwick Papers'

'Speed dating really works! Our first date was Friday, we married on Saturday, and now I'm happily single again.'

Meeting at the Grumpy Old Men's Pub.

"Monogamy works for me, but it doesn't work for Enid."

"Our guest is Dr. Paul Veblin, renowned marriage counselor and resident of nearby Southport, where he lives with his 6th wife."

Cricket wife's revenge 9

I use to file your expenses at the office Mr. Henderson, but I never dreamed I'd be one of them.

"Ideally, husbands should be spaced at least three years apart."

'Will this be a never-ending romance, David?'

"Welcome to our private banking group."

"Three. How many times you been married?"

"Do you, Meredith, better known as Wife Number Three, take this man. . ."

This man makes his living as a brain surgeon. Scary, isn't it?

Golfing in space.

Monogamy

"Stop saying my name, I'm trying to stay incognito! Too many former partners looking for alimony payments in this neighbourhood..."

Every year at the annual 'MoveOn Swim Day', Dan really regretted having dated Grasie Wallace in high school.

'What do you mean, we should join the men's movement and have a meeting? This is a meeting of the men's movement!'

"There's old Fuchburg's harrumph. Right on time."

"Any idea why the organist is playing 'Here we are again'?"

"Yes, one of my husbands IS an imposter, but one can get stains out of the carpet and the other can bake, so it all works out."

"This dress seems a little tight. I must've gained a little weight since the last time I wore it."

'We met over the net.'

"She's on her fifth soul mate."

'Frigid - who's frigid? - just ask Alistair and Simon and Brett and that chap who came to fix the blinds.'

Pensioner zimmer parking outside of Darby and Joan Club

"Tia Carmen, can I join your Wise Latina League?"

Golfer accidentally causes a plane crash.