Serial Key-losers Pillows

"First my computer locked up, and now my car. Well, I know what's wrong with my car. I locked my car keys in it."

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

TV-Man

Man looking at greeting cards labeled "Apologies for not writing sooner" with sub-headings for different lengths of time.

'This has a great ending...he shoots her.'

The Procrastinatorium.

Norman's decision to raise chickens first in the back yard, then the front yard and eventually the living room would cause great dismay the day his car keys went missing.

'Every time I win an argument, he goes off on a Crusade to sulk.'

'A new study of people who watch television all the time reveals some shocking facts....'

"We'll let you know when we find your luggage. Meanwhile, you qualified for our frequent lost luggage club."

"So this is where it all ends up. . ."

Bummer Time Streaming

Stress Prison - The fictional jail you imagine being sent to so you can catch up with Netflix and reading.

"Let's discuss this feeling that you're always being blamed for bad golf scores!"

You finished Netflix

EEEEEEEEEEEE-Mail

"Sorry I left the keys in the car, now it's gone!"

"Your daughter has 'I have something to share' syndrome."

'Checkmate!'

"This next song is about being unable to find your car keys. . ."

'I watch shows I don't like because I can't find the remote.'

"They went together, doctor!"

'You can come back in, King Kong. The superintendent got the door open.'

"You never had to learn to relax, did you Fred?"

"I'm thinking of installing some strobe lights to make it look like he's moving."

'The following program was made possible by canceling an even WORSE program.'

"The doctor says you can go home. We'll get cable."

"So your soccer team lost...big deal! I lose things all the time!"

"No, I'm really into this series. I am just not into you making a very poor attempt at copying their British accent every waking minute until we finish it."

'I can't find my keys!'

The Tour de Pants.