Serial Drama Devotee T-Shirts

When Tia Carmen says... "It is not only what we do that we are held responsible for, but also for what we do not do." it means...she's writing to the network asking that they not kill off her favorite telenovela character.

Modern Major General

"Want me to talk to the squirrel's mother, or would you prefer to handle it on your own?"

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

"It's wonderful to be away from the rat race. So, what happened on 'CSI: Miami' last night?"

"Sorry, my report is blank. I just stayed home, watched tv and played video games during vacation."

Shakespeare Street

"First, the disclaimer: I'm a doctor portraying an actor portraying a doctor."

A couple decides what to watch.

A man wearing a ruff and a feather cap

"Let me call you back, Lori. I'm binge-watching John clean the gutters."

"And remember, people, it's better to light a scandal than to curse the darkness!"

Henrik Ibsen

Mr. Merdle becomes a borrower

Moliere

"What do you mean you watched ahead?"

Man in traffic jam watches couple row while eating popcorn.

"Let’s run through that scene again with just the table and the lamp."

'Just one criticism of you review of last night's opening play - you omitted to mention that the theatre burnt down while you were supposed to be there!'

"You've got to move. The bed is needed for another TV drama."

Shakespeare considers alternatives to iambic pentameter

"What did I think about the play? About an hour too long!"

Noir kitty.

"So have you been watching Bridgerton?"

Fan club

'He must be serious,mum - he's taking me out again tomorrow and there's football on television.'

"Remember, you're a 17-year old fashion model. Now go out and act like you've never acted before."