Serial Drama Devotee T-Shirts

When Tia Carmen says... "It is not only what we do that we are held responsible for, but also for what we do not do." it means...she's writing to the network asking that they not kill off her favorite telenovela character.

Modern Major General

"Want me to talk to the squirrel's mother, or would you prefer to handle it on your own?"

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

"It's wonderful to be away from the rat race. So, what happened on 'CSI: Miami' last night?"

Why do you direct the school musical, Mr. K? It's a privilege

"Sorry, my report is blank. I just stayed home, watched tv and played video games during vacation."

Shakespeare Street

"First, the disclaimer: I'm a doctor portraying an actor portraying a doctor."

A couple decides what to watch.

Starvation Watching

I always forget - Are we supposed to tip?

"Agenda item 14 C, does anyone have any idea what happened in Game of Thrones?"

"And remember, people, it's better to light a scandal than to curse the darkness!"

Expanded Limited Investigation

"Let me call you back, Lori. I'm binge-watching John clean the gutters."

A man wearing a ruff and a feather cap

'I'll give it back to you in a second hon, I just want to get this broccoli out of my teeth.'

Moliere

Henrik Ibsen

Mr. Merdle becomes a borrower

"You've got to move. The bed is needed for another TV drama."

"Let’s run through that scene again with just the table and the lamp."

Shakespeare considers alternatives to iambic pentameter

Gore Vidal

Bertolt Brecht

"What do you mean you watched ahead?"

Gillian Leigh Anderson

'Just one criticism of you review of last night's opening play - you omitted to mention that the theatre burnt down while you were supposed to be there!'

"What did I think about the play? About an hour too long!"

Man in traffic jam watches couple row while eating popcorn.

Noir kitty.

"Remember, you're a 17-year old fashion model. Now go out and act like you've never acted before."

Fan club

"I'm a TV producer. I can get you on one of those fake judge programs, and you'll both become famous."