Serene Satirist Gifts

'Sorry I'm late. I had you booked as the gastroenteritis, on Mont Blanc.'

"I'm expert at sniffing out blame."

"It's made entirely out of rejected resumes."

Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds.

"I condensed my painting to the pure essence of the message. What helps me a lot is the fact that I've got nothing to say at all."

"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!"

'Secondhand smoke.'

"'Burned out,' Parker?- I wasn't aware you ever even 'caught fire.'"

'Prolonged sitting leads to death? What's up with that?'

"Listen, kid - in the real world, great power comes with no responsibility whatsoever."

'Sire, the peasants say you're just using them.'

'... and make it look like an accident.'

"I didn't waste lockdown. I did my own facelift."

"Never go to a church during a hurricane. They only provide shelter from taxes."

"Brian, isn't Dry January and Veganuary enough?!!"

The Scream take its temperature

An airplane has stock market tickers on it.

'How many calories do you burn by downloading apps?'

'Britishness Test.'

Slower than a rubber-tipped arrow,as powerful as a wind-up choo-choo, unable to step over his shoelaces, it's Copyright Free Man!

I hate to do this but you know the high costs of college.

'Hell? No. We're just the side effects of your new drugs.'

'At $87,000, I'd say this comes from the artist's I'm-milking-this-for-all-I-can Period.'

The perils of group meditation...

A hard rider jumps quickly over a stile and knocks down two quiet riders

"I'll miss drawing you, Bill Clinton."

'Spare the price of roast chicken, seafood or soft cheeses, mate, as this wine would be the perfect accompaniment to them.'

Tail-piece to the Artists' Catalogue.

The devil relaxing at home

"For Gladys it's not the thought that counts, it's the size of the gift."

'Your surveillance videos always make me look fat.'