Serene Satirist Gifts

'Sorry I'm late. I had you booked as the gastroenteritis, on Mont Blanc.'

"I'm expert at sniffing out blame."

"It's made entirely out of rejected resumes."

Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds.

"I condensed my painting to the pure essence of the message. What helps me a lot is the fact that I've got nothing to say at all."

"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!"

What Could Go Wrong?

"'Burned out,' Parker?- I wasn't aware you ever even 'caught fire.'"

'Secondhand smoke.'

"Listen, kid - in the real world, great power comes with no responsibility whatsoever."

'Sire, the peasants say you're just using them.'

'... and make it look like an accident.'

'Prolonged sitting leads to death? What's up with that?'

"Brian, isn't Dry January and Veganuary enough?!!"

"Never go to a church during a hurricane. They only provide shelter from taxes."

"I didn't waste lockdown. I did my own facelift."

The Best Defense for Trump's Wall

An airplane has stock market tickers on it.

'It's bad news I'm afraid,we're asprins'

The Scream take its temperature

'How many calories do you burn by downloading apps?'

'Britishness Test.'

Slower than a rubber-tipped arrow,as powerful as a wind-up choo-choo, unable to step over his shoelaces, it's Copyright Free Man!

I hate to do this but you know the high costs of college.

I call it "Self-portrait in Quicksand."

'Hell? No. We're just the side effects of your new drugs.'

"Looks like a case of Death by Missed Adventure."

'At $87,000, I'd say this comes from the artist's I'm-milking-this-for-all-I-can Period.'

The perils of group meditation...

Isolation playlist

A hard rider jumps quickly over a stile and knocks down two quiet riders

"I'll miss drawing you, Bill Clinton."

"For Gladys it's not the thought that counts, it's the size of the gift."

'Spare the price of roast chicken, seafood or soft cheeses, mate, as this wine would be the perfect accompaniment to them.'

Tail-piece to the Artists' Catalogue.