Septic Tank Scholar T-Shirts

"Good news! Our septic tank is shot."

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

"It's o.k., come on out."

Leak in the fish tank.

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

'So what have you been up to?'

"Does the N.R.A. know about this?"

'He has been like that ever since he had a small part in 'Finding Nemo'!'

'Does my bum look big in this?'

"I wish you wouldn't buy things from people who come to the door."

Snub Marine

'It's not art - I just overfed my goldfish!'

"But if the three of us work together, maybe we can get rid of that cat once and for all."

'Ladies... gentlemen... I imagine you're all wondering why you've been invited to this think tank.'

"Are you new around here?"

Hope and pray it's nothing more than a 'Spectator Sport'!'

'But this IS my mobile home!'

Sign by school library reads: 'Passing Lane'

Donald Rumsfeld

Beware of dog sign (tank)

Oculist.

"He's the cutest little thing, and when you get tired of him you just flush him down the toilet."

Think Tank

'If you want to smoke, you'll have to go outside.'

'Do you think he recognizes us?'

George realized that eating up the neighbourhood had caused a certain extent of loneliness.

Man in a tank with several grannies painted on the side

'Turbidity is pretty high today, better keep the kids inside...'

"We find it calms the patient."

"I heard they make glass from sand but I have no idea where to begin."

Fishing in the aquarium.

"I might be able to offer you a test drive."

"Hey! Are you staring at my assets?!"

"Oh, dear God, more kitsch."