Septic Tank Scholar Mugs

"Good news! Our septic tank is shot."

"It's o.k., come on out."

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

Leak in the fish tank.

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

'So what have you been up to?'

"Does the N.R.A. know about this?"

'He has been like that ever since he had a small part in 'Finding Nemo'!'

"Tractors, Sir - thousands of 'em!"

'Does my bum look big in this?'

"I wish you wouldn't buy things from people who come to the door."

Snub Marine

'Ladies... gentlemen... I imagine you're all wondering why you've been invited to this think tank.'

'It's not art - I just overfed my goldfish!'

Hope and pray it's nothing more than a 'Spectator Sport'!'

"But if the three of us work together, maybe we can get rid of that cat once and for all."

"Are you new around here?"

Beware of dog sign (tank)

'But this IS my mobile home!'

Sign by school library reads: 'Passing Lane'

Donald Rumsfeld

"He's the cutest little thing, and when you get tired of him you just flush him down the toilet."

'If you want to smoke, you'll have to go outside.'

Think Tank

'Do you think he recognizes us?'

George realized that eating up the neighbourhood had caused a certain extent of loneliness.

Man in a tank with several grannies painted on the side

Oculist.

'Turbidity is pretty high today, better keep the kids inside...'

"I heard they make glass from sand but I have no idea where to begin."

"We find it calms the patient."

Fishing in the aquarium.

"Oh, dear God, more kitsch."

"Hey! Are you staring at my assets?!"