Sentry Duty Fan Pillows

'I'm on century duty.'

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

"But I won't bore you with the all too familiar story of a dictator's rise to absolute power,"

"You dropped yer wallet."

'MEN! We've got a fire at the cattle shed! Do we want rare, medium or well done?'

"All rise."

"My God—I've forgotten the number of my Swiss bank account!"

'A-1 security from crime ... but can't stand the isolation.'

"You don't have anything planned for the next 196 years, do you?"

'I'm a guard dog too.'

'I envisioned something more robust'

CIA, NOW HIRING, 'My resume? - I memorized it and burned it.'

"I didn't know we were supposed to flush them!"

Broken down ambulance means horse and man have to carry stretcher

Really big bang

One More River to Cross. How the Last German got back across the Yser.

Naval Battle off Memphis, Leading to Capture of City

Eustarch the Younger - the kid who brought the Trojan Horse in through the gates of Troy 'just to play with for a while'.

Coming to a crossroads in his life, Pinnochio faced a difficult decision.

"You have roots and I have troops."

'The fire brigade are on the way. But in the meantime, I'm totally posting this online.'

"Sorry ma'am. My computer says this is the wrong building."

"I knew you'd come!"

'Whoa neat, how do you do that?!'

"I don't get it. Every time we send an agent into Ukraine, this how they come back."

A stylized tank.

"I hope we haven't come at a bad time."

Putin's Napoleon Complex

Global warming and forest fires

'The police arrived instantly when I had a heart attack, and firefighters saved my sister's life. But I don't want the government involved in my health care!'

The worst part about the end of a ninja convention is all the smoke bombs.

"No mercy! Send in the sarcastic eye-rolling teenage girls. The enemy are going to wish they were dead!"

'Hey Dad, I've joined Hannibal's army...'

'I'm not surprised we're not 'battle ready', marching around Britannia in these sandals in febuary!'

"Another outburst like that, counsellor, and I'll order suppressing fire."