Sentimental Dreamer Mugs

'Always the usher, never the bride.'

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

Romance

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

"Mr. Right!"

"Someone must love someone very much indeed."

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

Painting taking root...

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

"Whosoever slays this dragon may marry the princess."

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

'The bad news is you're going to marry a geek, and not a pro athlete. The good news is the geek owns the team.'

Man listening to seashell: 'Oh, Rub-ber Ducky, you're the one ...'

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

Quantum Psychic

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

'Don't let the photo put you off, it was taken when he was under the spell of a wicked witch.'

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

'You're hopeful - worrying about what underwear to wear for the office party!'

"Homosapius amorius... the common lovebirds."

"Someday, Sweetheart, you’ll look back on this day and think to yourself, ‘Covid ruined my college experience.’"

"Follow that dream!" (man boarding taxi)

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

Visual Gag: An about to be married Bride using a real train as a wedding gown train

'I don't like Gerald as a person, but I like him as a concept.'

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'

Sinking with your heart

"You might ask, 'Can two people who love each other find happiness in an era of skyrocketing deficits?' I think they can."

Fairy Library - Cinderella Marries the Prince

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

"Raymond's prospects look good, Daddy. . . He's pretty sure he's picked all six lotto numbers!"