Sentiment Survivor Gifts

Valentines from your cat

"It seems like only yesterday that Dad told me I'll be an adult before I know it."

The Map of the Human Heart

"That must be the artist over there."

"We laughed. We cried. But mostly we watched TV."

"I'm sorry, honey. I thought you'd be happy that your germ-ridden blanket was such a hit on eBay."

Mushy Peas

"Day 19,918: Once again, Gary cannot believe he's still alive."

A declaration - man tells a girl that she has stolen his heart.

Female chemotherapy warrior.

"Did you hear? It turns out old power cords are really valuable! Good things Dad kept them!"

"Why are you special? Because I'm your mommy, and I'm special."

Must Adopt As A Pair.

'Aches! Pains! Fever! I'm going to call tech support.'

"How's your lowrider blog going?"

"Jack, I'm looking through these old love letters, faded flowers and other sentimental objects meant to inspire tender memories… junk?"

"It's a small fridge, honey. Not everything is going to make the cut."

Surveillance over the suggestion box.

"We could repair this one of a kind globe that has been in the family for many generations or just throw it away."

A Close Call

Women rush to man with 'I heart emotions' t-shirt.

"The long prayer peek."

"I never got a chance to say 'Shut up.' "

Mother's Day cards

This Spring's Girl will be a warrior type, a survivor.

'Nostalgia just isn't what it used to be...'

'But it's my favourite jumper...'

'You're not really into this, are you Mahoney?'

"One day he was cock-a-doodle-doing and the next...nothing."

"I just bought these smart headphones for parents. They mute all sarcastic remarks and complaining from my kids. I programmed them to do the same for my husband."

'I'm very proud of what he achieved during his life.'

"Mom" in the shape of the mountains and sun.

"Sometimes I just enjoy listening to some of my favorite old messages."

"We saved all your old diapers."

"I've got about 20 pages of questionable internet comments here."