
'I figured if you liked the first paragraph I'd go ahead and finish the book.'
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'I figured if you liked the first paragraph I'd go ahead and finish the book.'
Caution: Sentence Construction Ahead
'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'
'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'
Young Frank Lloyd Wright
"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."
Hollywood Sign Developers
"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."
'C'mon get it straight.'
Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker
'Hmph. College kids.'
Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself.
"Do you see yourself becoming a movie in five years?"
Pipe Dream.
"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."
Ancient Landmarks of New York City
The Henderson's move to a vertical city took some getting used to.
'What a drive! Our boy's going to go a long, long way.'
Why it's bad when home owners change their minds about the bathroom's location late in a building project.
Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys
"As I understand it, after this scaffolding comes down the city will be done."
"Yes, I know they fit, it's just not what I pictured for a three car garage!"
"You don't think it's too ungapatchka?"
'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'
I'm Bored With Educational Toys
'The only problem downtown offices have using solar power is finding a long enough extension cord.'
Another All Steel Home Built By Wit Construction.
"We're having one heck of a time building that trapezoidal thing of yours..."
"We went for Scandinavian interiors."
Cat statues on entrance gate
"Well, yes, it's not what you would call a practical nest, but my wife insisted on using an architect..."
Mayhem, Inc. Part 1: Prologue
"Strawman argument terrorises conversation... News at eleven."
"I said to myself, 'Maybe I can't change the world, but I can remodel my bathroom.' "
'I don't care what the blueprints say, I'm certain HE strongly suggested a roof.'
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